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Those two rugby ads on tv at the minute. The first one is the stupid vodafone one with the lad on the bus with the tickets and the second is the Tommy Bowe/Peter Stringer/Eimear Considine one. I can't even remember what company it is for.

Tommy Bowe wanting to see the Tongan Haka. Like feck he cares.
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Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Those two rugby ads on tv at the minute. The first one is the stupid vodafone one with the lad on the bus with the tickets and the second is the Tommy Bowe/Peter Stringer/Eimear Considine one. I can't even remember what company it is for.

Tommy Bowe wanting to see the Tongan Haka. Like feck he cares.

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Irish rugby international Eimear Considine.
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Relatives who turn up at your house without warning. Firmly plant themselves on your sofa, talk utter bollocks for bloody hours at a time, empty your biscuit tin, simply will not take the hint that they have outstayed their welcome and are clearly wanting you to cook them their dinner as well. Please, kindly f**k off !

Mates who have nothing else planned for the next day and insist on everyone staying out till four or five in the morning when the rest of you have a lot to do the next day and want to get home for a good sleep.


Edited by ErsatzThistle - 13 Sep 2019 at 7:41pm
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Denis Irwin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2019 at 7:42pm
Originally posted by ErsatzThistle ErsatzThistle wrote:

Relatives who turn up at your house unannounced. Firmly plant themselves on your sofa, talk utter bollocks for bloody hours at a time, simply will not take the hint that they have outstayed their welcome and are clearly wanting you to cook them their dinner as well. Please, kindly f**k off !

Mates who have nothing else planned for the next day and insist on everyone staying out till four or five in the morning when the rest of you have a lot to do the next day and want to get home for a good sleep.


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Cousin Boris was fannying about on my computer and managed to wipe out the internet history.

Now I have to spend hours trying to locate all the right porn sites again. It's a chore I can tell you.

Why can't some ****s just leave other ****s alone ? I don't know, I really don't know.
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Originally posted by ErsatzThistle ErsatzThistle wrote:

Relatives who turn up at your house without warning. Firmly plant themselves on your sofa, talk utter bollocks for bloody hours at a time, empty your biscuit tin, simply will not take the hint that they have outstayed their welcome and are clearly wanting you to cook them their dinner as well. Please, kindly f**k off !

Mates who have nothing else planned for the next day and insist on everyone staying out till four or five in the morning when the rest of you have a lot to do the next day and want to get home for a good sleep.
There's a joke about planters there, but you are getting enough grief off Little Miss  Muffet elsewhere.
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Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Irish rugby international Eimear Considine.

Looks quite tasty to me. 

Leave her on the TV I say!
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Dragging kids out of bed for school Monday to Friday, then Saturday comes around and they are up at 6.30am and full of beans!
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Fckin w**kers walking on the footpath with their stupid looking fckin heads stuck in the phone, 1 coont this morning got exactly what they all should fckin get, I was going to swerve to avoid this coont and at the last minute said fck it just stand my ground and right on cue I slammed straight into the gobshoite knocking him on his fckin hole with his fckin phone sprawling on the pavement, then the coont looks at me as if it was my fault, I found profanities I didn’t think I knew, and a shout out to the few lads and a woman who broke their shoite laughing at the fckin botta on the deck, happy Saturday everyone and up the dubs
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Fckin w**kers walking on the footpath with their stupid looking fckin heads stuck in the phone, 1 coont this morning got exactly what they all should fckin get, I was going to swerve to avoid this coont and at the last minute said fck it just stand my ground and right on cue I slammed straight into the gobshoite knocking him on his fckin hole with his fckin phone sprawling on the pavement, then the coont looks at me as if it was my fault, I found profanities I didn’t think I knew, and a shout out to the few lads and a woman who broke their shoite laughing at the fckin botta on the deck, happy Saturday everyone and up the dubs

The amount of new yorkers on their phones in the subway is crazy. Dozy fcks banging into each other and slowing down eveyone else. 
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broken coolers in shops where the staff don't have the wit to shift some stella onto the cider one that's working
'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
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celebrities pushing a female bond 
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Originally posted by tobymcclure tobymcclure wrote:

celebrities pushing a female bond 


What a stupid idea.  I want to see a film made about Marilyn Monroe's career except I want Marilyn Monroe to be a male character to reflect equality.
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It couldn’t make it worse!
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by tobymcclure tobymcclure wrote:

celebrities pushing a female bond 


What a stupid idea.  I want to see a film made about Marilyn Monroe's career except I want Marilyn Monroe to be a male character to reflect equality.

Pity Arnold schwarzenegger is too old now
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Kate Hoey and Carole Malone. 
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