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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34852 |
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My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.
One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief. It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss. Good times. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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t_rAndy
Robbie Keane Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 26233 |
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I'd say you have him a big fist pump for that one
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t_rAndy
Robbie Keane Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 26233 |
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Years ago changing my daughter's nappy. She's on the bed, I'm on me knees wiping with her legs held up when she decides to do a big scutter sh*te which struck me right in the chest and destroyed me plain white t shirt.
Still remind her of it to this day!
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BigStrongMan
Robbie Keane Just Modding Like Joined: 22 May 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 107629 |
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PM me for all forum moderation queries.
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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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pre Madonna
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Even the kid is sexist!
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Newryrep
Paul McGrath Just can't get enough of lists Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Status: Offline Points: 15256 |
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TV aerials
Currently after 3 visits Bed 1 - got my irish channel back but lost 6 UK channels incl Yesterday, DMAX and BBC 4 Bed 2 - just added in - all channels perfect Living Room via Humax PVR - got my irish channels back but have lost BBC4 and PBS America doing my head in WTF can I not get all channels on all TV's WTF do I lose the channels I actually watch as opposed the 100 sh*te ones Tried an amp during the second visit but the signal was too strong !
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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Lenny82
Liam Brady Joined: 20 Aug 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2914 |
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What are visits? I just got a Saorview box. Did a scan and the channels came up but only seems to work when the aerial is dangling in front of the telly. If I move it at all it says 'No signal'. If I try the scan again on another frequency am I likely to get a signal with the aerial on top of the telly rather than in front of it?
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Newryrep
Paul McGrath Just can't get enough of lists Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Status: Offline Points: 15256 |
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vists by tv aerial guy
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Minding someone else’s kids, oh and babies are just little slurry tank sh*t machines
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Bogumit
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Gabrieléire
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The fact that you can’t seem to say anything to anyone anymore without them being offended. For example, saying hello to someone on the street, bus or train. It’s like people had a sense of entitlement “why should he say hello to me” ffs it’s being nice. You can’t seem to be friendly or nice anymore.
People need to get off their high horse.
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Sligo Hornet
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fCUK OFF
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Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ?
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Gabrieléire
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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
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Can't bate a Hornet retort.
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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BrendanD88
Jack Charlton 99% of my posts are emojis Joined: 29 Mar 2013 Location: Co Down Status: Offline Points: 9994 |
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Talk me through this one bud. They were offended because you said hello to them?
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Roberto Baggio
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Gabrieléire
Davey Langan Joined: 22 Jul 2016 Location: Melbourne Status: Offline Points: 758 |
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Maybe offended was too harsh a word haha. People turning their noses up or giving dirty looks if you say hello, or how are ya. When you are just being friendly.
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