Terrace Chants of a Vulgar Nature- I Like!

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   Coleen is a slapper
She's a horny little devil
When she shaggin Rooney
S he thinks of Philly Neville. 
COLEEN IS A SLAPPER 
SHES ALWAYS WATCHN PORN
AN WHEN SHES SHAGGIN ROONEY
SHE THINKS OF JAMIE VAUGHAN! 
Coleen is a slapper,
Her arse is up for rent,
An when shes shaggin rooney,
She thinks of Marcus Bent!
Coleen is a slapper
she plays with dirty toys
and when she's shaggin rooney 
she thinks of Davie Moyes 
Colleen is a slapper 
she plays with dirty toys
and when shes getting wetter
she thinks of mikel arteta,
mikel mikel mikel arteta, mikel arteta .....
Colleen is a slapper,
And Rooney can't abide, 
That when he sticks his cock in,
It doesn't touch the sides!
Colleen is a slapper 
she isn't very tight 
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of richard wright!!
colleen is a slapper 
shes always gettin wetter 
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of mik arteta!
colleen is a slapper 
she is a horny devil
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of phillip neville!!
colleen is a slapper
shes loves to swallow spunk
And when shes shaggin rooney 
she thinks of big dunc!!
colleen is a slapper
she likes it round the back
And when she's shaggin rooney 
she thinks of jimmy mac!
colleen is a slapper
shes fat n fukin meaty
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of james beattie!
colleen is a slapper
we think that waynes a queer
And when shes shaggin rooney 
she thinks of davvie weir!!
Coleen is a slapper
She cant stop fanny fartin
an wen shes shaggin rooney 
she thinks of Nige Martyn