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Metal Paul
Roy Keane The Dude Joined: 21 Nov 2009 Location: Arkla Status: Offline Points: 11562 |
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Posted: 06 Oct 2010 at 2:24pm |
A blonde gets a job as a teacher. One day she notices a boy in a field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun.
She took pity on him and asked " you ok ??"..... " Yes" he replies... "You can go and play with the other kids you know"...... "its better if I stay here", he insisted.... "but why ??" asked the blonde..... "Because I'm the feckin goalkeeper Miss"!! |
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Conor Messi
Ray Houghton Joined: 10 Nov 2009 Location: Laois Status: Offline Points: 3017 |
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TAXI!
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GoneToShowgies
Ray Houghton Joined: 28 Jul 2010 Status: Offline Points: 3981 |
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Hang your head
Edited by GoneToShowgies - 06 Oct 2010 at 2:43pm |
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eire32
Roy Keane xHamster's Free Porn Videos Joined: 23 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10372 |
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That worst than my portlaoise joke!!!!
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WindBag
Jack Charlton Makes great Pancakes Joined: 23 Dec 2008 Location: UAE Status: Offline Points: 6632 |
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AntrimMan
Jack Charlton YBIG's resident Nordy/London Hipster Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 9451 |
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I liked it!
And Eire...No. No it wasn't! |
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The Lurker
500 Club la la la Joined: 09 Sep 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 618 |
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The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof. |
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Trapped
Roy Keane Coat hangar expert Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Location: El North Side Status: Offline Points: 10071 |
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Paul 4/10
Edit Lurker that's up to 8/10 in light of the general standards here Edited by trapped - 06 Oct 2010 at 6:15pm |
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67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's)
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BigPodge
Paul McGrath I'm the Gaffer Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Location: 123 Fake Street Status: Offline Points: 17370 |
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Love it!! |
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BigPodge
Paul McGrath I'm the Gaffer Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Location: 123 Fake Street Status: Offline Points: 17370 |
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Meh Not the worst but the standards on this site are very very low!! |
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Daz
Ray Houghton Joined: 28 Aug 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 3785 |
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YBIG - Where everyone is a fooking expert :)
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eire32
Roy Keane xHamster's Free Porn Videos Joined: 23 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10372 |
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Take a Bow son
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Cookie Monster
Davey Langan Joined: 31 Aug 2007 Location: Anseo agus ann Status: Offline Points: 999 |
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A cavan man's wife dies and he wants to put her death notice in the local paper. He rings up the paper and asks how much it is per word.
The girl replies "50 cent per word" cavan man tearfully says "I've only got 2 euro so can I just say "Mary O'Reilly is dead" the Girl feels sorry for him and says, "actually I can give you a 2 for the price of one offer on this so you can put in 4 more words for the 2 euro" Cavan man thinks for a few seconds and then says "ok, "Mary O'Reilly is dead. Ford Fiesta for sale" Edited by Cookie Monster - 07 Oct 2010 at 12:00am |
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I used to be a schizophrenic.......and so was I
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GREEN GIANT
Alan Kernaghan Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Location: Colombia Status: Offline Points: 77 |
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Classic Cookie |
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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forzacity
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 167 |
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Cookies One - 7/10
Pauls One - You should be ashamed |
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Steve Amsterdam
Jack Charlton I love buses Joined: 06 Jan 2009 Location: Amsterdam Status: Offline Points: 7381 |
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Brilliant one Cookie!
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Molly Malone's pub- The home of YBIG in Amsterdam!
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The Lurker
500 Club la la la Joined: 09 Sep 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 618 |
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I recently suggested to my wife that she try masturbating with fruit.
She went f**king bananas. |
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forzacity
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