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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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Had an IT teacher who liked to touch up students, we called him a pdf file
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Kevin Kilbane Joined: 08 Aug 2017 Location: Co. Armagh Status: Offline Points: 267 |
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Kid sees her da in the shower. She says "daddy when will I get one of them things between your legs" Daddy replies "when your ma F**ks off to bingo" |
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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Location: Ath Cliath Status: Online Points: 37951 |
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A vegan said to me; “people who sell meat are disgusting!” I replied; “people who buy fruit and vegetables are grocer.”
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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Roy Keane YBIGs Donald Trump Joined: 13 Feb 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 10470 |
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Moderator Group SISAO? What the hell is SISAO? Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: Christmas Island Status: Online Points: 26990 |
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The inventor of the USB stick passed away this morning....
thanks for the memory
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39824 |
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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Roy Keane YBIGs Donald Trump Joined: 13 Feb 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 10470 |
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms. Why didn't she get back up? Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? Because she had no friends.
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39824 |
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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I'll never forget the day my Da who is a magician sat me down at the dinner table and told me he was gay.
He disappeared with a poof.
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The White Cafu
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I haven't seen my dad since he told me he was moving to Spain to pursue a career in magic.
He counted Uno, Dos, then disappeared without a Tres.
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Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16468 |
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My friend gets really angry if I steal her kitchen utensils. But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my EARS?!" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me..."
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Location: Ath Cliath Status: Online Points: 37951 |
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An oldie but a goodie
Edited by Denis Irwin - 05 Feb 2019 at 8:51pm |
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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First time I had seen or heard it, enjoyed it!
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Murphy and paddy are in the local horsing pints out of it, signing and dancing for all to see, then the bar man says why are you 2 so happy, Murphy says to him the 2 of us just finished a jigsaw after 6 months, and the bar man looks at them and says after 6months and yis are celebrating yis nuts, then paddy says yeah it’s agreat achievement as it said 2 to 4 years on the box
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
RKelly wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face
Edited by The White Cafu - 26 Feb 2019 at 1:11pm |
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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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They are never as funny when they are explained, but could you explain it anyway?
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