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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34721 |
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What do you call an Irish body guard?
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Paddy and mick looking at a flag pole, paddy says “I wonder what height that is” me too says mick, then a builder nearby overheard them and says sure I will measure it for yas, so he pulls the pin at the base and drops the pole on the ground and measures it and tells them 14 foot 4” to which paddy says “ ye fckin eejit we wanted to know the height not the lenght
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Online Points: 37150 |
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Was at the cash machine at lunch time today
Man in front of me was a bit weird, was standing on one leg with his arms outstretched. Asked him what he was doing, he said he was just checking his balance
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BigPodge
Paul McGrath I'm the Gaffer Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Location: 123 Fake Street Status: Offline Points: 17370 |
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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I walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot earlier.
I kicked off. I was going to eat that later but now it will taste like carrot.
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Gabrieléire
Davey Langan Joined: 22 Jul 2016 Location: Melbourne Status: Offline Points: 758 |
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Someone knocked my door today, went to open it and he was some 3ft 3 fella. asked who he was and he said “I’m the meter man”
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Bob Hoskins
Moderator Group Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Status: Offline Points: 20175 |
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please explain
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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ConorMac77
Ray Houghton Joined: 22 Apr 2015 Location: Newry Status: Offline Points: 3661 |
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Ffs Hoskins. Try saying it out loud quickly...
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The nation holds it's breath...YES, WE'RE THERE!!!
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FrankosHereNow
Roy Keane I like Klopp Joined: 02 Jun 2011 Location: El Sadar Status: Online Points: 12139 |
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YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018.
As You Were Three in a row |
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Lostandfound
Liam Brady Joined: 05 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 1122 |
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Teacher: Your grammar is dreadful. Pupil: And your granda is a c***.
Edited by Lostandfound - 07 Nov 2018 at 4:47pm |
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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Some fella walking round my park yesterday trying to convert people from white to brown bread.
f**kin Hovis Witness
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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That's f**king breadful!
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Location: Ath Cliath Status: Online Points: 37886 |
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16426 |
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Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread?
It's called "Loaf Actually".
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Newryrep
Paul McGrath Just can't get enough of lists Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Status: Online Points: 15239 |
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wife complains that I never take her anywhere expensive so I took her to the petrol station
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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Sligo Hornet
Roy Keane Runner Up, Branson lookalike 2003 Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Location: Watford Status: Offline Points: 11916 |
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This is funny because it is a TRUE story
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Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ?
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PaulB
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 08 Aug 2017 Location: Co. Armagh Status: Offline Points: 267 |
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What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit. Ill get my coat Edited by PaulB - 29 Nov 2018 at 1:00pm |
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