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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 1:20pm |
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I have a Blur alarm clock and it is mostly very good, it wakes me up every morning, except of course for Thursday.
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Liam Brady Joined: 16 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2491 |
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Jimmy Savile,Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.
Barman says '' Not yew tree again.'' |
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Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16391 |
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I just got a new job as a street cleaner! Turns out there’s not much training involved, you just pick stuff up as you go along.
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Liam Brady Joined: 11 Apr 2012 Location: belfast Status: Offline Points: 2022 |
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?? I've never had a lentil on my face
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39348 |
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My friend is a 34 year old premier league footballer playing for a top 10 club. He failed a drugs test for cannabis. He told me over a beer that at least he ended his career on a high.
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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Just talking to someone who used to work for the Anti Doping Agency in the 70s.He said he found a Bulgarian female wrestler in the 70s who used that many steroids she started to grow a penis. Anabolics I said? No, just a penis.
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Liam Brady Joined: 28 Feb 2019 Status: Offline Points: 1167 |
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Is it possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relation?
Arse skin for a friend. |
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39348 |
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He has a point
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Jack Charlton Joined: 25 Nov 2014 Status: Offline Points: 5817 |
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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My sister asked me if I wanted to wind her new born baby
I thought that was bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead
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Paul McGrath Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Location: Sunderland Status: Offline Points: 15881 |
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I'm dead again
Edited by coyne - 06 Oct 2019 at 9:43pm |
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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I was watching porn last night when my mother walked in
Wasn’t the best way to find out about her new job
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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat ?
Because if they fell forward they would be still in the boat
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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I was that excited when the hosepipe ban was lifted I wet my plants
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