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Originally posted by Dimitar Berbatov Dimitar Berbatov wrote:

Im on night shift in a morgue.
Where exactly ?
 
I'll call down with a litre of Vodka and we can dance into the morning with the spirits.
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Yeah Dimi, what d'ja do. Betcha yer a security guard! Am I right? Huh huh?
 
 
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It's an online morgue. We keep dead code on ice.
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Originally posted by Dimitar Berbatov Dimitar Berbatov wrote:

Ah, Deise boy, I'm only gowlin. Any bant?
 
Nah chief, have to go to bed for a few hours to gather me thoughts, and the remaining bit of sanity I have left, and then arise and go to a foreign land (AKA Cork) for the hurling somewhere around midday tomorrow. Gowlin, great Deise word there chiefLOL
 
 
 
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Nah, I'd love to tell you but it would reveal my identity to some bogeys. The internet is not just for Christmas. It's for keeps.
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Do you ever race the corpses down in that there morgue? Tis great fun! Put them in wheel chairs and push! Now you would imagine that the light ones are faster but the truth is the they tip over too easily. The heavy ones although slower, have a lower centre of gravity then thus stay upright for longer.
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Originally posted by Lurleen Lumpkin Lurleen Lumpkin wrote:

Do you ever race the corpses down in that there morgue? Tis great fun! Put them in wheel chairs and push! Now you would imagine that the light ones are faster but the truth is the they tip over too easily. The heavy ones although slower, have a lower centre of gravity then thus stay upright for longer.
 
f**kin hell, tis Dr Doug Murphy from ScrubsLOL
 
 
 
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I'm only a gowlbag, boy.
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Originally posted by Lurleen Lumpkin Lurleen Lumpkin wrote:

Do you ever race the corpses down in that there morgue? Tis great fun! Put them in wheel chairs and push! Now you would imagine that the light ones are faster but the truth is the they tip over too easily. The heavy ones although slower, have a lower centre of gravity then thus stay upright for longer.


No, I just ride them.
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Asking Santa for one of these next year.


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Time for Tubby bye byes, kiddy wids. Got to wipe the corpses down in case they suspect anything later. There was some inquest the day they found the Vaseline.
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Hello, kiddy wids.
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Has anyone got a phone number for Diane Kruger? I saw her in Frankie and Inglourious Basterds and she made me feel all tingly. I want to buy her a pint bottle and some chips.
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Berbatov you are so random it's hilarious!

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Originally posted by Dimitar Berbatov Dimitar Berbatov wrote:

Has anyone got a phone number for Diane Kruger? I saw her in Frankie and Inglourious Basterds and she made me feel all tingly. I want to buy her a pint bottle and some chips.


U really know how to spoil them dimi.bulmers and chips ,only d best will do.
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Originally posted by rossieman rossieman wrote:

Originally posted by Dimitar Berbatov Dimitar Berbatov wrote:

Has anyone got a phone number for Diane Kruger? I saw her in Frankie and Inglourious Basterds and she made me feel all tingly. I want to buy her a pint bottle and some chips.


U really know how to spoil them dimi.bulmers and chips ,only d best will do.


I'd bloody love to get a litter out of her.
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I'll give you her.number when I'm finished with her.

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