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Was outside the Cat and Cage years ago waiting on it to open on all ireland final day - we had been drinking on the way down on the bus - there was an old alco outside waiting like ourselves with one of them big alco red noses - one of the boys shouted hey mate would you give me a suck on your nose till the bar opens Embarrassed
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Originally posted by Saint Tom Saint Tom wrote:

missus was on a bus through bawnogue a few years ago and two locals down the back...

"what you getting your mot for christmas?"
"im sending her to turkey to get her tits done"
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"yeah, and my ma and sister got them done there too and they feel dead real."
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Mother and child on the Luas one day when it was travelling eastbound, and the child rhymes off all the stops en route, as they approach:

"....Heuston.....Museum.....Smithfield.....Four Courts....." Then asks the mother what the next stop is.

Some hack elsewhere has had enough though and shouts out "Mountjoy". The child was the only one who didn't get it.


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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"
 
 
 
that is one of the best ever LOL will be using that LOL
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Originally posted by RogerMilla RogerMilla wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"
 
 
 
that is one of the best ever LOL will be using that LOL
top quality alright. Best thread on here in a while. A big improvement from the w**king/sh*tting/pissing threads
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Originally posted by Clonbhoy Clonbhoy wrote:

Originally posted by RogerMilla RogerMilla wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"
 
 

 

that is one of the best ever LOL will be using that LOL

top quality alright. Best thread on here in a while. A big improvement from the w**king/sh*tting/pissing threads


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Originally posted by Clonbhoy Clonbhoy wrote:

Originally posted by RogerMilla RogerMilla wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"
 
 
 
that is one of the best ever LOL will be using that LOL
top quality alright. Best thread on here in a while. A big improvement from the w**king/sh*tting/pissing threads
 
Agree Clonbhoy not the best thread but a good escape from the immature w''king p'ssing w'pe your arse and ho'ny hangover threads hate these immature topics Angry
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Originally posted by Rostrevor Fan Rostrevor Fan wrote:

Originally posted by Clonbhoy Clonbhoy wrote:

Originally posted by RogerMilla RogerMilla wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"
 
 
 
that is one of the best ever LOL will be using that LOL
top quality alright. Best thread on here in a while. A big improvement from the w**king/sh*tting/pissing threads
 
Agree Clonbhoy not the best thread but a good escape from the immature w''king p'ssing w'pe your arse and ho'ny hangover threads hate these immature topics Angry
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Originally posted by Metal Paul Metal Paul wrote:

Originally posted by Rostrevor Fan Rostrevor Fan wrote:

Originally posted by Clonbhoy Clonbhoy wrote:

Originally posted by RogerMilla RogerMilla wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"
 
 
 
that is one of the best ever LOL will be using that LOL
top quality alright. Best thread on here in a while. A big improvement from the w**king/sh*tting/pissing threads
 
Agree Clonbhoy not the best thread but a good escape from the immature w''king p'ssing w'pe your arse and ho'ny hangover threads hate these immature topics Angry
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Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"

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Originally posted by daboi89 daboi89 wrote:

Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"



feckin hell. sherlock must get awful abuse



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Originally posted by daboi89 daboi89 wrote:

Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"


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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"

Used this in my local last night. Got a great response

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Originally posted by sham157 sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by daboi89 daboi89 wrote:

Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"




good man sham
I was afraid to laugh at first when I read it incase I got a backlash on here LOL
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:


Originally posted by sham157 sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by daboi89 daboi89 wrote:

Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"




good man sham
I was afraid to laugh at first when I read it incase I got a backlash on here LOL


If ye think its funny laugh. Feck what the pc brigade think.
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Problem it's not funny or witty at all. Not PC just not wit about it at all and the you **** at the end makes it even less wittier.
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Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

Problem it's not funny or witty at all. Not PC just not wit about it at all and the you **** at the end makes it even less wittier.

Matter of opinion Baldrick
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I agree.
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