Overheard in Dublin

horsebox wrote: Green Devil wrote: A group of us all around 15-16 years of age were up with Bohs in the Foyle Cup in Derry a few years back! Anyway we were all in the hotel room, laughing and joking as young lads do, here doesn't the cleaning lady come in, she was a big fat yoke probably around 50 years old! Would you like you're room serviced she asked us! There was silence for about 10 seconds, then up pops Maccer a team mate of mine as braising as you like "Oi misses would you like to be serviced" in his big Sheriff Street accent just burst out laughing then we all did, our manager found out and suspended him for our next match over it  I must say the Carlow humour is hilarious, there are few places iv'e been around Ireland that would even come close to it!  But your man was from Dublin?

Saint Tom wrote: always think the humour in waterford is brilliantly dry

That's just minty, Doherty could not raise an erection never mind a smile.

always think the humour in waterford is brilliantly dry

I agree.

Problem it's not funny or witty at all. Not PC just not wit about it at all and the you **** at the end makes it even less wittier.

sham157 wrote: daboi89 wrote: Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"

good man sham
I was afraid to laugh at first when I read it incase I got a backlash on here

daboi89 wrote: Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"

Was in the Quays in Galway during the races. Group of lads at the far side of the bar. One roars over to Jason Sherlock and his gang. "Up Offaly" the reply from Someone in the group is "Never heard of it". Then one raw farmer looking chap from the back of the group pipes up "Im Not surprised, Its a couple of thousand miles from Tibet.. ye ****"

Rostrevor Fan wrote: Clonbhoy wrote: RogerMilla wrote: McG wrote: Slow service at a bar and some aul fella says out loud "if this was george bests local he'd still be with us today"       that is one of the best ever  will be using that top quality alright. Best thread on here in a while. A big improvement from the w**king/sh*tting/pissing threads   Agree Clonbhoy not the best thread but a good escape from the immature w''king p'ssing w'pe your arse and ho'ny hangover threads hate these immature topics