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Barry
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heres my reviews of the hooligan flicks released so far the firm[orginal] bit dated now but was good when it came out first 4/5 ID - warren clarke is the balls in it as is sean pertwee {f**kin love you gumbo :D} 3/5 the football factory {snide version} - didnt liek the version that was released the so called "snide version"was better 3/5 {completely different from the book also} green street- pure dog spunk 1/5 green street 2- possibly the worst film ever made the rise of the foot soldier - awful terrible acting and sh*t storyline if it wasnt for the comic genius of craig fairbrass and the alan curbishley lookalike i wouldnt have bothered with it,its comedy gold 1/5 cass - decent 3/5 the firm - 4/5 brilliant |
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garytwigg21
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Jaysus the first film was so bad i didn't realise there was a 2nd film
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This time next year........
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Barry
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you have to see it to believe how sh*t it is gary its suppose to be set in a prison in england and yet its clearly in the desert in the states all inmates are hooligans the governor is bennet from commando he decides hat since the prisons over crowded whoever wins a football match between millwall and west ham the winners shall be let out early it makes the first one look like citizen kane |
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Metal Paul
Roy Keane The Dude Joined: 21 Nov 2009 Location: Arkla Status: Offline Points: 11562 |
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Barry
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didnt like that film paul and as for that band fluffy pure fags |
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Metal Paul
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Totally agree there dude! |
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Metal Paul
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UPDATE: Just watched The Firm. Not bad at all! Quey, you omitted Away Days dude! It wasn't bad, I'd say you'll like it cos you liked The Firm. |
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Barry
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didnt like awaydays paul the book was excellent but the only good thing about the filmw as the soundtrack and stephen graham,did you not think it was a gay love story that elvis fella really wanted to bang carty and was jealous everytime he was with a women he really wanted to f**k him bad :D |
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Metal Paul
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It was a bit of a gay love story alright Q, that's why I thought you'd like it!!
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Barry
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Max Power
Jack Charlton A.K.A. Mod Powers Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Location: Poznan/Gdansk Status: Offline Points: 9970 |
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Went to see The Lovely Bones last night
The film is constantly slowed down by swithcing from a murder investigation story to the CGI pergutory (which is pretty impressive) Peter Jackson created for the girl who was murdered (Saoirse Ronan). As soon as your getting sucked into the crime story, theres about 5 minutes of the girl in this fantasy world which slows the whole film down quite a bit.
Stanley Tucci is class as the murderer and is rightly nominated for best supporting actor at the Oscars. Saoirse Ronan has a big future in Hollywood and is good in this but her voice annoys the sh!t outta me!
6/10
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Barry
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just ordered
Adventureland (DVD-R) Boondock Saints II - All Saints Day (DVD-R) Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Cold Souls (DVD-R) Couples Retreat (DVD-R) Daybreakers (2010)(QuickPlay)(DVD-R) Edge of Darkness (2010)(QuickPlay)(DVD-R) Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The (QuickPlay)(Deluxe)(DVD-R) Informant, The (2009)(DVD-R) Serious Man, A (DVD-R) Triangle (DVD-R)(2009) |
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The Boy Z
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awful film.one of the worst Ive ever seen in the cinema.
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Theres only one sport that matters..
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Barry
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yeah i heard it sh*t but i model my life on sam neill and william dafoe so i wanna see it |
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McG
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Willem Dafoe is the balls! Ever see Sirens with Sam Neill and that gimp Hugh Grant? Elle McPherson naked for most of it
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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Max Power
Jack Charlton A.K.A. Mod Powers Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Location: Poznan/Gdansk Status: Offline Points: 9970 |
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I'm looking forward to Burtons Alice in Wonderland. That story is still one of the best stories ever told. Defintly written about an acid trip!
Burton's movie "Alice in Wonderland" opens on March 5 as the next film in a line of highly anticipated 3-D movies that has Hollywood watching closely. The most recent 3-D film, sci-fi adventure "Avatar," has shattered box office records on its way to nearly $2.5 billion in global ticket sales.
In recent years, Hollywood has seen a boom in 3-D movies as the major studios create new entertainment for a new generation of audiences, and "Avatar" has shown that fans will pay more for 3-D movies when the special effects are eye-popping. Burton's "Alice" is the latest industry test. It takes viewers into a world of lush mushroom forests and ravaged wastelands -- a landscape that in 3-D seems to extend beyond the movie screen. At other times, a spear or a talking animal may seem to jab out from the screen. Alice, played by Australian Mia Wasikowska, 20, goes from giant to thimble-sized depending on what she eats, and actor Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter gazes wildly at everyone through eyes enlarged ever so slightly with special effects. Burton, 51, said his early exposure to Carroll's work came less from the book and more from pop culture, including drug-themed 1967 song "White Rabbit" from Jefferson Airplane. Yet, he was quick to add that he found Carroll's story "mind blowing," which seems fitting given the somewhat psychedelic adventure Burton has put on film. "It just seemed the world that Lewis Carroll created, just the kind of trippyness and the size and spatial elements ... the combination of the medium and the material just seemed really right," Burton told reporters recently. OLD STORY, NEW VERSION Burton's "Alice" is based on Carroll's book, but as in most movie adaptations details changed. Burton added elements of Carroll's sequel "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" into his movie. And Alice is 19 years-old, not a young girl, when she falls into the topsy-turvy wonderland. Once there, a motley crew of characters expects her to end the tyranny of the Red Queen, who has a huge head and tiny body. While Alice feels ill-equipped for the job. If the story has changed somewhat, movie fans can only imagine what Burton has in store with his use of special effects, animation, and three-dimensional storytelling. The director's "Corpse Bride" (2005) was nominated for an Oscar in animation, and in work as diverse as comic book flick "Batman," musical "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street," and fantasy "Edward Scissorhands," the director has shown a flair for creating never-before-seen worlds on film. In fact, Burton said he was not overly awed by any earlier screen adaptation of "Alice," including the very one his studio, Disney, released in 1951. "I didn't feel like there was a definitive version to me that we were fighting against," he said. Hollywood is waiting to see if audiences think like Burton and if his 3-D movie delights fans as much as "Avatar." It has seen more than 80 percent of its $691 million U.S. and Canadian box office from 3-D screens, according to Boxofficemojo.com. After "Alice" come 3-D versions of Dreamworks Animations' "How To Train Your Dragon" and Warner Bros' "Clash of the Titans," and this week the major studios and theaters neared a $650 million financing package to upgrade thousands of U.S. movie screens to digital projection, which is necessary for screening modern 3-D films. "'Alice In Wonderland' is the next big 3-D release...so there will be a lot of attention on how (it) performs," said Brandon Gray, president of BoxOfficeMojo. |
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Barry
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yeah cant wait for alice in wonderland the trailor in 3d before avatar was class
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Donal Cullen
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Apart from his nude scene....Jaysus, even I look better! |
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