Film Reviews

But no one in the book(as far as o know) and film is ever in same scene 

It isn't a film I would watch again. Best part of the film is the live aid performance and sure you can watch that on you tube.

pre Madonna wrote: That's because people clapping in a cinema aren't playing with a whole deck.

Only seen this now

Can not agree more up there with gobsh*tes who clap when a plane lands

U.S soldiers are sent to occupied France during WW2. What starts out as a normal mission to take down a radio tower gets flipped on its head when the soldiers discover that the Nazis are experimenting on the living and dead and creating zombie nazis. 

2 genres of films in this, and reminded me, somewhat, of Cabin in the Woods. Enjoyable, over exaggerated blood and a few jumps too. 

Have heard of critics giving this 4 and 5 stars. 5 is a bit much as it wasn't that amazing.

7.5/10

Wildlife

Set in 60's Montana, Jake Gyllenhaal and Carey Mulligan are new town town. Finding it difficult to get work Gyllenhaal joins the deadbeats of the town and volunteers to put out wildfires in the countryside, leaving his family. Leaving his wife behind she starts to think what her life has become. Reminiscing of her youth and how she could have a better life.

This is a bit slow for me and not much going on. Mulligan is very good trying to discover who she really is. Their teenage son is really annoying however. He knows she is having an affair and he is too whimpish to say anything. I thought his character was going to start off like this until finally blowing up with frustration, but he continued to be like this throughout. This is Paul Danos directorial debut, and it looks nice and has 'indie' written all over it but overall not great.

5/10

Ocean's 8

Why did I watch this? On a plane journey home I thought to myself 'maybe it's not so bad. I can watch an all female cast'. But the thing is, it was terrible.

Is it because it was an all female cast and not aimed at me. Perhaps.

For me it was just not funny. There was 1 titter of a joke in there. 

Won't even bother with a score.  

Leave your brain at the door for this one. In a nutshell, a sinister force has taken over the earth causing anybody that opens their eyes long enough to see it, will commit suicide in the most gruesome of ways.

Fairly intense and Bullock plays the role well with Malkovich on top form as a sarcastic, cynical alco

Well worth a look for edge of your seat stuff - 7/10