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FiremanDan
Liam Brady Joined: 18 Oct 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2408 |
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That has to be horsesh*t. How could you actually have a meaningful conversation with a person THAT stupid
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FiremanDan
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As a 7 year old I went into the chipper to get chips for myself and my brother (9 years older brother - lazy f**k made me go in and buy them). Instead of asking for "2 singles" I asked for a "double".
Naturally the greaseball behind the counter had no clue what I was looking for.
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peterIreland
Jack Charlton Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 70 |
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It is the truth you have no idea she is stupid. She said she got confused as we had been up the north a little while before that and she thought that you had to change her money for every province
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PRNelson
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I shared a house with a french girl and we were doing a shopping list one time. As I was leaving the house to go to work in the morning I put at the end of the shopping list
"a ride" as a joke thinking she would know it was a joke. Anyway she went shopping and said to one of the guys in the shop. " I am looking for a ride" Edited by PRNelson - 20 Jan 2010 at 12:12pm |
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Gaz
Moderator Group You'll always be Gazsh to me. Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 11579 |
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An absolute clown who lives on my road went into an off liscense when he was underage, strolls up to the fella behind the till and asks 'can I have a bottle of nagin' instead of a nagin of vodka. Fella just laughed in his face and told him where to go
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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Daz
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thats fooking brilliant what a tool |
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Bob Hoskins
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if its true |
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Chopper 76
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one word for your mate.....Euthanasia |
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The_Yank
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Sasa... can I get her number?
She is just about dim enough to think I was a good idea. Edited by The_Yank - 20 Jan 2010 at 1:40pm |
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ShamtheRam
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I've been witness to plenty of crackers from my friends but it's hard to remember the really good ones. One of the lads got caught with an absolute beauty not too long ago but I wasn't there for it. It's been up on facebook. I'll try track it down.
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Its_a_Tryyyyy
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Another dumb chick i worked with in Chicago years ago. I asked her did her new job pay cash in hand and she replied with a puzzled look saying "No, i got it in an envelope". Absolute thicko
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Together standing TALL
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peterIreland
Jack Charlton Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 70 |
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Another one she came out with was a while ago when I said to her a lot of women on the continent dont shave and she replied "whats a continent".....
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soccerc
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Does she ride Sasa? |
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Percy
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In recent times the stupidest thing i heard was..."Jaysus this IKEA place is shyte.... how are you meant to know whats in the boxes?"..........
bloke from work who somehow managed to start his first visit to ikea in the warehouse.... when i met him he had been there for 2 hours wandering around trying to figure out what was in the boxes on the racking... half an hour later, someone showed him to the stairs to the showroom. |
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Together standing TALL
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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McG
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QUOTE=Gaz]An absolute clown who lives on my road went into an off liscense when he was underage, strolls up to the fella behind the till and asks 'can I have a bottle of nagin' instead of a nagin of vodka. Fella just laughed in his face and told him where to go[/QUOTE]
Gaz he is a ybig member and always see him at matches.
What a complete and utter dope!
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