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Sure if it works for the girl who really gives a sh*t? Now, if she goes around telling everyone she meets she has this tattoo and the reasons for it then, yeah, that is a different matter.
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Went to uni with a lad who had a bar-code tattoo'd on his wrist.

Apparently this was to remind him ( that word again, people have really sh*t memory it seems ) that he was 'made' by Jesus.

Every conversation opened with a display of it. This got annoying. 
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Originally posted by Devrozex Devrozex wrote:

Sure if it works for the girl who really gives a sh*t? Now, if she goes around telling everyone she meets she has this tattoo and the reasons for it then, yeah, that is a different matter.


She doesn't do that no.

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Poor girl must sh*t herself when she sees a fire exit sign
 
 
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Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Went to uni with a lad who had a bar-code tattoo'd on his wrist.

Apparently this was to remind him ( that word again, people have really sh*t memory it seems ) that he was 'made' by Jesus.

Every conversation opened with a display of it. This got annoying. 


OK I don't see the logic in that one LOL

Is he a product of Jesus or something

If he believed in religion would he not be made by God ?
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Went to uni with a lad who had a bar-code tattoo'd on his wrist.

Apparently this was to remind him ( that word again, people have really sh*t memory it seems ) that he was 'made' by Jesus.

Every conversation opened with a display of it. This got annoying. 


OK I don't see the logic in that one LOL

Is he a product of Jesus or something

If he believed in religion would he not be made by God ?

God/ Jesus/ Allah/ Santa Clause - something like that. 
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Sorry, I don't like girls with tattoos, please remove yourself from my bed LOL
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

The only reason I know this is because when I was walking into the gym one morning a plumber was telling the gym manager that the recent blockage was due to a sh*te stuck in the shower waste pipe, when I heard this I was there are you for real?

And he was saying that it's a regular enough, and then he told me about the sh*te in the bucket incident.

I saw with my own eyes in Total Fitness about 10 years ago, some oullad pulling bits of his sack off and sprinkling it on the coals on the sauna not sure if it was dead skin or old pubes or what, I didn't stay in there for long enough.

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Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

It's similar to below, girl had a really sh*t year with depression and anxiety and got it as I said as something to remind her that life is about looking forward and upwards


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Confused has she the memory of a goldfish that she needs a tattoo to remember to look forward

LOLLOL


What a fcukin sh*te tattoo.

I'd have burst out laughing if she told me that was the reason for having it. 
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

LOL
Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

It's similar to below, girl had a really sh*t year with depression and anxiety and got it as I said as something to remind her that life is about looking forward and upwards



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Confused has she the memory of a goldfish that she needs a tattoo to remember to look forward


LOLLOL
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What a fcukin sh*te tattoo.

I'd have burst out laughing if she told me that was the reason for having it. 



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Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

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Sorry, I don't like girls with tattoos, please remove yourself from my bed LOL
 
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People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".
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Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".


I've three myself and one of the things I've heard is "that's gonna look sh*te when you're really old"

I'm gonna look sh*te with my top off when I'm really old I don't think a lack of tattoos would make me more appealing
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Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".


I've three myself and one of the things I've heard is "that's gonna look sh*te when you're really old"

I'm gonna look sh*te with my top off when I'm really old I don't think a lack of tattoos would make me more appealing

Ive a full sleeve on the right arm, right side of my ribs done and my left forearm. Im getting drafts drawn up for my chest at the moment. Tattoos would probably take the focus off our guts when we're old in fairness!!
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Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".


I've three myself and one of the things I've heard is "that's gonna look sh*te when you're really old"

I'm gonna look sh*te with my top off when I'm really old I don't think a lack of tattoos would make me more appealing


Ive a full sleeve on the right arm, right side of my ribs done and my left forearm. Im getting drafts drawn up for my chest at the moment. Tattoos would probably take the focus off our guts when we're old in fairness!!


Just asking but what do they do for ya?
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Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".


I've three myself and one of the things I've heard is "that's gonna look sh*te when you're really old"

I'm gonna look sh*te with my top off when I'm really old I don't think a lack of tattoos would make me more appealing


Ive a full sleeve on the right arm, right side of my ribs done and my left forearm. Im getting drafts drawn up for my chest at the moment. Tattoos would probably take the focus off our guts when we're old in fairness!!


Just asking but what do they do for ya?


Dunno really, I like them and don't see getting one as a big deal, not really much more to it!
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Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".


I've three myself and one of the things I've heard is "that's gonna look sh*te when you're really old"

I'm gonna look sh*te with my top off when I'm really old I don't think a lack of tattoos would make me more appealing


Ive a full sleeve on the right arm, right side of my ribs done and my left forearm. Im getting drafts drawn up for my chest at the moment. Tattoos would probably take the focus off our guts when we're old in fairness!!


Just asking but what do they do for ya?


Dunno really, I like them and don't see getting one as a big deal, not really much more to it!


I would imagine its a big deal, some stranger jabbing you with a needle for a few hours and then handing over a couple of hundred quid. Dont think i could do it meself, but each to their own except for the sh*te tatoos.
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Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People who moan about other people's tattoos annoy me. Some are quality, some are sh*te, so what

"Oh why would you put that on your body?"
"Eh because I fcuking wanted to ok chief".


I've three myself and one of the things I've heard is "that's gonna look sh*te when you're really old"

I'm gonna look sh*te with my top off when I'm really old I don't think a lack of tattoos would make me more appealing


Ive a full sleeve on the right arm, right side of my ribs done and my left forearm. Im getting drafts drawn up for my chest at the moment. Tattoos would probably take the focus off our guts when we're old in fairness!!


Just asking but what do they do for ya?

They don't "do" anything for me as such. Ive always been intrigued by tattoos, I've always wanted them so once I'd an idea, I made sure it was what I wanted. I admire the art of them and some of them tell a story. You could make similar argument getting a haircut. Letting  stranger around your head with a scissors and them handing over money. You get a haircut through vanity. Its the same with tattoos. Thats how I see it anyway
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