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seanyshuffler 
Jack Charlton 
PM snitch Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 9538 |
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I have the exact same colour dress/top as yours at home.
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heighway2heaven
Ray Houghton
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Posted: 17 Feb 2013 at 5:18pm |
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"Are you doing the gee?" once worked for me in Australia.
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JohnnyD87
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Posted: 17 Feb 2013 at 8:52pm |
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your like a bowl of special k, once a day just isn't enuf
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ShamtheRam
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 11:54am |
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Whats the difference between raspberry and jam?
I can't raspberry my c*ck up your arse!
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YBIG NPF founder and CEO
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton
The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 12:47pm |
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Id say the cuddle one would work the best on a girl. We LOVE cuddles.
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MC Hammered
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 4:22pm |
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How's your gee for a gallop? or Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
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bhob
Roy Keane
YBIGs Donald Trump Joined: 13 Feb 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 10470 |
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 4:24pm |
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It's jam and marmalade ye thick fouk
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Metal Paul
Roy Keane
The Dude Joined: 21 Nov 2009 Location: Arkla Status: Offline Points: 11562 |
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 6:53pm |
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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seanyshuffler
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 8:10pm |
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Hey bitch! Come over here and suck my cock!
Tis fairly hit and miss |
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Jack Charlton
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 8:13pm |
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bhob
Roy Keane
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 8:23pm |
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Here luv, do you like chicken? Well then, suck my cock it's fowl
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seanyshuffler
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 10:33pm |
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Or Hey luv, do you like chicken? Well then suck my clock and ill buy ya a snack box. Gives her a bit of incentive then. |
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Roy Keane
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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 at 11:48pm |
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How's your box for a lodger tonight
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Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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Sham157
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Posted: 25 Feb 2013 at 6:57am |
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Hows your piss flaps for love bites
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seanyshuffler
Jack Charlton
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I wanna run down the beach and into my own arms, but that's impossible. Can I settle for yours?
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Jack Charlton
Man City records obsession Joined: 20 Mar 2012 Location: Dundalk Status: Offline Points: 9647 |
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Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 3:25pm |
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Ask a girl to feel your shirt, and say "Do you know what this is made of? Boyfriend material?"
60% of the time, it works every time.
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Mr.Mojo Risin'
Ray Houghton
pray for Mojo!!! Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 3956 |
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I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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Ahh heya!
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horsebox
Robbie Keane
Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34911 |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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