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Father Ted: What was it he used to say about the needy? He had a term for them...
Father Dougal: A shower of bastards.
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when john and mary come into the hospital and john is covered in blood and ted asks him what happened john replies ah its nothing its just a headache
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Ruud Gullit sittin on a shed!!
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These sheep are small.. Those over there are far away
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The Chinese communist party is the largest communist party in the world........and in my opinion, the best.........

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The Chinese a great bunch of lads.  
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If you ever talk to me  like that again, i'll put your head through the wall!
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Whats he like at all Ted, playing jungle music at 3 am. God, he's worse than Hitler or one of those fellas.

Ted: Ah now Dougal, ya can't say that !!
 
'Hitler wouldn't play jungle music at 3 am..........'
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"Where did you get the door Ted? - I don't know, it came with the house".
 
"Ted, shall we call the guards? - No, Fargo has lost the trust of his sheep. And thats punishment enough for a farmer who deals predominately in sheep".
 
"There's a dent on the car Ted. - Jaysus, how did that happen? - it could have been when you hit that cyclist. - He was OK, I saw him get up in the mirror".
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Well...well I've never. I'm putting you on my list on enemies. You're in for it now, Tony.................Ha, no, look what I've really written:
I REALLY like Tony
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That should be your chat up line Babysis.  
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Originally posted by NeilMcD NeilMcD wrote:

That should be your chat up line Babysis.  
 
Ah you know me so well Neil WinkLOL
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July 19th: Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?
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Originally posted by Babysis Babysis wrote:

July 19th: Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ice Age ended. I told ya Ted!
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No. He's lost the trust of his sheep. That's punishment enough for a farmer who deals primarily...with sheep.
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Babysis you are my dream girl, a pedantic Father Ted fan,   wanna go for a drink.  

Edited by NeilMcD - 11 Jan 2010 at 7:05am
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Father Dougal: I know! Well lure them into a giant bingo game!
Father Ted: And how are we going to do that?
Father Dougal: We'll print up some bingo cards on our printing press and... oh.
Father Ted: Yes, it's the lack of a printing press that lets us down there. Or bingo balls. Or a PA system. Or in fact, any bingo paraphernalia at all.
Father Dougal: Damn. So near, yet so far.
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Originally posted by Babysis Babysis wrote:

Well...well I've never. I'm putting you on my list on enemies. You're in for it now, Tony.................Ha, no, look what I've really written:I REALLY like Tony
was about to write that! great stuff! WERE ALL GONNA HEAVEN LADS! WHEYYYY!
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