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TOPLESS BARMAID HAS THEM DOWNING THE PINTS
THE downturn in the pub trade, the smoking ban, the crackdown on drink-driving and a slowing economy are the reasons cited by a rural pub owner who said he has been forced to employ a scantily clad bamaid to help him to keep his struggling business afloat.

Every Thursday since the start of September, the topless barmaid is attracting customers from across the region to Browne's Bar, located on the Shannon river along the Limerick/Clare border.
"Basically, the pub business is down all over the country. Everyone is suffering and this is the case here in a big way. 
"The smoking ban, the garda crackdown, high prices and less money in people's pockets have led to this," said John Joe Fitzpatrick who runs the bar in Montpelier, Co Limerick.
He has rejected criticism from local detractors that he is using "vulgar and incorrigible tactics" to draw customers.
"There are plenty of women down here on Thursdays though, and all have said they admired Jasmin for her work.
"Even some of the older women encourage and bring their husbands here as they are more full of beans and romantic towards their wives when they return home. 
"I see it as a therapy for the older men. 
"As the song goes, there's life in the old man yet," chuckled Mr Fitzpatrick.

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erimus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Roy Keane Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: North Kildare Status: Offline Points: 11399	Topic: Fancy A Drink Posted: 09 Oct 2007 at 4:56am
	TOPLESS BARMAID HAS THEM DOWNING THE PINTS THE downturn in the pub trade, the smoking ban, the crackdown on drink-driving and a slowing economy are the reasons cited by a rural pub owner who said he has been forced to employ a scantily clad bamaid to help him to keep his struggling business afloat. Every Thursday since the start of September, the topless barmaid is attracting customers from across the region to Browne's Bar, located on the Shannon river along the Limerick/Clare border. "Basically, the pub business is down all over the country. Everyone is suffering and this is the case here in a big way. "The smoking ban, the garda crackdown, high prices and less money in people's pockets have led to this," said John Joe Fitzpatrick who runs the bar in Montpelier, Co Limerick. He has rejected criticism from local detractors that he is using "vulgar and incorrigible tactics" to draw customers. "There are plenty of women down here on Thursdays though, and all have said they admired Jasmin for her work. "Even some of the older women encourage and bring their husbands here as they are more full of beans and romantic towards their wives when they return home. "I see it as a therapy for the older men. "As the song goes, there's life in the old man yet," chuckled Mr Fitzpatrick.
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tirchonaill Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Liam Brady Joined: 03 Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1679	Posted: 09 Oct 2007 at 5:12am
	can just picture a topless doll in our rural local, would be a few heart attacks first from the old brigade but sure would help business

FREEWHEELER Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595	Posted: 09 Oct 2007 at 5:32am
	Fair play to that man, a very good idea. Dublin publicans take note.
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houghton88 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Liam Brady Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Status: Offline Points: 1280	Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 9:05am
	Can see that going down well across the country.

The_Yank Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Ray Houghton Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Location: Dundrum Status: Offline Points: 4090	Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 10:08am
	I think I might have to make a trip to the country.

L.Y.A. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List 500 Club la la la Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Status: Offline Points: 624	Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 1:25pm
	Come on Yank, you've got your own seat in Hooters over in L.A.

The_Yank Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Ray Houghton Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Location: Dundrum Status: Offline Points: 4090	Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 1:27pm
	Yes I do.... (how did you know), but they are not topless

L.Y.A. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List 500 Club la la la Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Status: Offline Points: 624	Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 2:45pm
	They don't go topless in Hooters-that's false advertising-Does the golfer John Daly still promote Hooters?

The_Yank Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Ray Houghton Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Location: Dundrum Status: Offline Points: 4090	Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 4:40pm
	I don't know.... the latest adverts for them have been for NFL football... Found it on Youtube.... stupid commercial if you ask me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWZUi3PW62Q
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FREEWHEELER Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595	Posted: 11 Oct 2007 at 4:26am
	Holy Catholic Ireland's alive and well........the Parish Priest hits back!!! http://www.independent.ie/national-news/topless-bar-gets-a-dressing-down-1139548.html
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The Count Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Paul McGrath Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Location: Romania Status: Offline Points: 17177	Posted: 11 Oct 2007 at 5:08am
	"You have to ask the question, where does it go from here? There is a community here and a worry here of the knock-on effects it could have." said the priest great stuff!