A dozen quotes = a dozen reason why the Muppet loves El Tel
"Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them"
Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn't have scored"
"There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen."
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
"Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me."
Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through?"
Terry Venables: "I think it's fifty - fifty"
"If you can't outplay the opposition, you must outnumber them."
"He's got a great future ahead. He's missed so much of it."
"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target."
If you can't outplay the opposition, you must outnumber them."
"You either win or you lose. There's no in between."