You Boys in Green Homepage YBIG Shop
Forum Home Forum Home : International : Republic Of Ireland
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Diva Diary - A Day in the Life of the WNT
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login


Diva Diary - A Day in the Life of the WNT

 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
Trap junior View Drop Down
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Avatar
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom

Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Location: Irish Riviera
Status: Offline
Points: 37897
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Diva Diary - A Day in the Life of the WNT
    Posted: 18 Sep 2023 at 8:28pm
Monday:

Press conference today.  Katie has told us what to say.  Keep it shtum.  Katie's up first and trots out the usual lines of ''nothing to see here'' and ''all is good between Vera and us''.  All is well.  Time to put the headlines and stuff behind us and look forward.

Diane Caldwell has other ideas.  She throws out the script and does a solo run. ''We qualified in spite of Vera's outdated and useless coaching. ''

Jesus Diane. We all agreed on this like!  FFS.  A few of us are pissed off as now we have created yet another controversy.  

Training:  Eileen Gleeson takes charge on an interim basis.  The training starts with a warm up.  Some of the players are not happy.  Some want to go to the gym first.  There's a bit of moaning as we do some laps of the pitch.  We start off with a bit of a possession drill. 2 girls in the circle and they try to get the ball.  Some of the players are not happy.  Some girls are not happy with the way Eileen has barked instructions at them.  There's a bit of moaning during the drill.  Next up attack v defence.  Eileen wants 4 attackers versus the defence.  This drill is quite repetitive.  We do it over and over trying to score.  Some of the players are not happy as they don;t normally do it this way at their clubs.  There's a bit of moaning.  Eileen tells us the way we will play.  Its different from Vera.  Katie McCabe will play left wing.  Some of the players want to play in a  more forward position and are not happy.  There's a bit of moaning and hands on the hips body language.  The strength and conditioning coach orders us to the gym for a vigorous circuit of the various machines. Some of the players are not happy.  The workload is too much. There's a bit of moaning.  Some of the players flatly refuse to participate. They want to go to the ice baths instead.

Accommodation at the camp is not what some of the players want.   One unnamed player had no chocolate left on her pillow upon checking in and has thrown a bit of a strop.  There's a bit of moaning.  Eileen wants to do some video analysis of the session in the meeting room downstairs.  Some of the players are not happy at their mistakes being pointed out to them and shamed in front of the other players.  There's a bit of moaning after the meeting.
Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
Back to Top
Sponsored Links


Back to Top
John Nice View Drop Down
Ray Houghton
Ray Houghton
Avatar

Joined: 10 Sep 2021
Location: Wexford
Status: Online
Points: 4784
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote John Nice Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Sep 2023 at 8:29pm
I'll bookmark this for when more comes out from the dressing room regarding POW!
Idah Dream!
Back to Top
John Nice View Drop Down
Ray Houghton
Ray Houghton
Avatar

Joined: 10 Sep 2021
Location: Wexford
Status: Online
Points: 4784
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote John Nice Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Sep 2023 at 8:51pm
Are you ok TJ? You've gone all Mallory Towers on us. 

For a guy who hasnt had a good word to say about Kenny, you seem to be hell bent on defending Vera Pow from all comers.
Idah Dream!
Back to Top
Bukowski View Drop Down
Kevin Kilbane
Kevin Kilbane
Avatar

Joined: 06 Jun 2013
Status: Offline
Points: 409
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bukowski Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 12:17am
Originally posted by John Nice John Nice wrote:

Are you ok TJ? You've gone all Mallory Towers on us. 

For a guy who hasnt had a good word to say about Kenny, you seem to be hell bent on defending Vera Pow from all comers.

To be fair John, that was TJ's best parody yet. I actually enjoyed it.
"The third path to wisdom is experience, and is the most bitter."
Back to Top
Given's zimmerframe View Drop Down
500 Club la la la
500 Club la la la


Joined: 03 Apr 2016
Status: Offline
Points: 551
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Given's zimmerframe Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 9:28am
Theres a bit of moaning
Back to Top
You Tell Me View Drop Down
Jack Charlton
Jack Charlton


Joined: 05 Sep 2010
Status: Online
Points: 6327
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote You Tell Me Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 10:57am
Originally posted by John Nice John Nice wrote:

Are you ok TJ? You've gone all Mallory Towers on us. 

For a guy who hasnt had a good word to say about Kenny, you seem to be hell bent on defending Vera Pow from all comers.

Possibly not a huge shock that a manager who achieved unprecedented success is defended, while a manager who achieved unprecedented failure is criticised.
Back to Top
Trap junior View Drop Down
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Avatar
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom

Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Location: Irish Riviera
Status: Offline
Points: 37897
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 11:12am
Tueaday:

Playing darts before training.  One if the girls has put up a picture of Vera on the dartboard.  We all have a go.  I win after getting one in her eye which is a bullseye.

Its raining today and some of the girls do not want to train as they are wearing fake tan.  Eileen makes us train anyway and there is a bit of moaning. 

A secret team meeting is called . Just the players.  Some of the senior players are not happy.  Their fake tan has been ruoned and most of it has come off in the rain. There's a vote on whether to go to Jonathan Hill to request to have Eileen ousted.  It passes unanimously. 

The girls will talk to him tomorrow on the quiet.
Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
Back to Top
Claret Murph View Drop Down
Paul McGrath
Paul McGrath
Avatar
Hmmm, Goodness, I must say

Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Location: Tibet
Status: Offline
Points: 15449
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Claret Murph Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 11:24am
Originally posted by You Tell Me You Tell Me wrote:

Originally posted by John Nice John Nice wrote:

Are you ok TJ? You've gone all Mallory Towers on us. 

For a guy who hasnt had a good word to say about Kenny, you seem to be hell bent on defending Vera Pow from all comers.

Possibly not a huge shock that a manager who achieved unprecedented success is defended, while a manager who achieved unprecedented failure is criticised.

 Well done TJ spot on and YTM has nailed it . 
Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
Back to Top
9fingers View Drop Down
Paul McGrath
Paul McGrath
Avatar
Ballymun Resident #MONKEANO

Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Status: Online
Points: 15406
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 9fingers Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 11:44am
Have you ever talked to a woman TJ? 
Back to Top
Trap junior View Drop Down
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Avatar
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom

Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Location: Irish Riviera
Status: Offline
Points: 37897
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 11:46am
Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Have you ever talked to a woman TJ? 


Just you 9F.  Just youHeart
Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
Back to Top
Trap junior View Drop Down
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Avatar
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom

Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Location: Irish Riviera
Status: Offline
Points: 37897
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 hours 56 minutes ago at 11:35pm
Match Day -1:

Some of the girls are not happy after they've been told they are not playing.  Some of them hold a secret meeting in one of the players room and decide to down tools.  Katie hears of this and storms into the room.  ''This is my fookin team and yiz'll do nothin!''   The uprising is crushed.

Not to mention names but there's a battle for power amongst a few of the senior players. I am rooming with an unnamed player but who would be quite well known to fans. I like an early night but my roomate likes to watch movies on her laptop long into the night.  The lights are out but I can see the glow of her computer screen flashing various colours on the wall.  Its bloody annoying.  Alhough she is listening to the film on her earphones I can hear her occasionally gasp or laugh as she reacts to the movie scenes.  I am pissed off now and I can't sleep. I snap at her ''turn off that bloody laptop and go to sleep''. 

Matchday:  Northern Ireland today.  My roomate woke up in a huff.  There was no conversation between us this morning. We play today at The Aviva Stadium.  What should be an exciting and good mood day is not.  There's a bad atmosphere on the bus. An unamed player beside me on the bus asks me what's wrong. I tell her.  She tells me not to pass my room mate the ball during the game.  'f**k that bitch!'  During the game I do not pass her the ball.  Late on on the first half she goes for me and we are fighting in full view on the pitch.  ''Why wont you pass me the fookin ball!?''  There's hair pulling and slapping.
Eileen drags us off holding each of us by the ear lobe.
Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
Back to Top
Baldrick View Drop Down
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Avatar
Peyton-tly Pedantic

Joined: 18 Sep 2008
Location: Ireland
Status: Online
Points: 30626
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Baldrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 8 hours 50 minutes ago at 6:41am
This should be called the diary of an Incel.  
AKA pedantic kunt
Back to Top
John Nice View Drop Down
Ray Houghton
Ray Houghton
Avatar

Joined: 10 Sep 2021
Location: Wexford
Status: Online
Points: 4784
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote John Nice Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 6 hours 7 minutes ago at 9:24am
Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

This should be called the diary of an Incel.  

LOL Clap
Idah Dream!
Back to Top
Sham157 View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2009
Location: Monaghan/Dublin
Status: Offline
Points: 33019
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Sham157 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 1 hour 2 minutes ago at 2:29pm
LOL
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.00
Copyright ©2001-2018 Web Wiz Ltd.