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Bob Hoskins
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If you'd just written the script from that whattsap sound clip doing the rounds, it would have worked far better, adding in your mother just ruined it. |
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Bob Hoskins
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Stop posting up that joke GD
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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jamie2905
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 06 Oct 2017 Location: Lapland Status: Offline Points: 161 |
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Why did the accountant cross the road?
Because he crossed it last year
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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I was wondering where it was disappearing too! |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Online Points: 37267 |
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There's a head on collision in Glasgow, the driver of each car gets out to observe the damage, the driver of one car is wearing a Celtic top and the other driver is wearing a Rangers top. Both cars are totally mangled and written off. The Celtic fan says "we were very lucky to walk away from that, makes you think, its time we put all this animosity aside and forgot about the rivalry", goes to the boot of his car and gets out a bottle of scotch and asks if the Rangers fan will join him for a drink. "Och I suppose you're right, give us a swig of that bottle" says the rangers fan, drinks half the bottle, hands it back to the Celtic fan and says "go ahead there". The Celtic fan says "no its ok, I think I'll just wait until the police arrive"
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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16460 |
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Location: Ath Cliath Status: Online Points: 37945 |
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16460 |
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I've a friend who's addicted to frozen poultry
I've told them many times they need to quit cold turkey |
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Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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My friend sadly died after dropping and slipping on some Nescafe coffee granules while making her breakfast. At least it was instant.
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GB 1HughJarse
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What’s the first sign of Madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway. |
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Lenny82
Liam Brady Joined: 20 Aug 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2914 |
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What do you call a mermaid's pubic hair?
Gee-weed!
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Jack Charlton Man City records obsession Joined: 20 Mar 2012 Location: Dundalk Status: Offline Points: 9647 |
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Pope Francis was stopped by a woman in the Pheonix Park over the weekend and she begged him to help with her 19 year old son's hearing. He looked at the young man and walked towards him. He placed both hands over his ears, closed his eyes and said a beautiful prayer. The pope took his hands off the lads ears and smiled "how's your hearing now my son? "
The lad replied " I haven't a f**kin clue, Im not in court til Wednesday”
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Bob Hoskins
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in the past few weeks there have been some sh*te jokes but this is the worst, yet it's the only one I laughed at
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
You wouldn't know man you weren't there
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McG
Moderator Group SISAO? What the hell is SISAO? Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 26975 |
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16460 |
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Brought a chuckle
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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To be told around the same time as this: How many German electricians does it take to change a light bulb? "Vun. Ve are trained in such matters."
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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Or this,
Why did so many African-Americans die in Vietnam? Every time they were told to get down they started dancing.
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