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stokeirish
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How many professional wrestlers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just the one, but it will take him really long to climb the ladder |
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Bob Hoskins
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Just the one cause the rest are all dead
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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stokeirish
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barcabhoy
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What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes |
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For these games, you must keep a cold heart no, a warm heart and a cold mind no, head! So you must have a warm heart and (pause)a cold head.
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Colum
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A Russian athlete goes to her doctor and says "I've been taking steroids for so long that I've grown a penis"
Doctor asks her "Anabolic?" "No", she replies..."just a mickey" |
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GB 1HughJarse
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Lewis Hamilton wasn’t the only F1 driver with a Scottish town in his name.
Stirling Moss Johnny Dumfries Eddie Irvine And of course.......Ayr Town Centre |
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Fanny MaGee
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What do you call a judge with no testicles?
Justice Mickey. |
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Ask MaGee
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Trap junior
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I would have thought most judges in this country have no balls |
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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A bloke wanders into the head park wardens office in the Phoenix park looking for a job, the warden says “well what can you do” and yer man replies “everything boss” right says the warden come with me, so he walks out to a big open space with a huge oak tree in the middle of it and says to yer man “if you can tell me which is the front and which is the back of the tree I will give you a job” so off yer man goes walking around this huge oak tree and after a bit gets back to where your man is standing and points to the tree and says” that’s the front of the tree there boss” the ranger goes “ how do you work that one out so “ yer man replies “because me mother is around the back of it having a sh*te”
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Shedite
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None of it makes sense. There's no punchline, and the bit about "I can do everything" is unnecessary. Did someone tell you that or did you just decide to try to invent a joke on a Wednesday morning?
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nvidic
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It is the crap joke thread though..
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Roberto Baggio
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Maybe it was the quare wan round behind the tree.
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nvidic
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We caught a brother and sister shifting away in the lift in work yesterday.
It was wrong on so many levels.
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Gary McKay
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Bloke phoned in sick to work. Boss says "how sick are you ?" Bloke says "Im in bed with me sister". |
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"Smalling and Jones.... have the potential to be the PL’s best ever pairing in my opinion." - SlurAlex
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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GB 1HughJarse
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Jesus H.......tough crowd |
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