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GB 1HughJarse
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(I like MON, and want him to stay as manager, still a good joke) |
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rolo
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Trapattoni walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bar man says "I tell you what, make me laugh and I'll give you this drink for free". Trapattoni
starts rabitting on in Italian. Manuela, his personal assistant, personal translator, and very own personal shadow, translates: "martin o'neill walks into a pub and orders a whiskey" - "heard that one earlier says the bar man. "Have to do better than that". Trap sets off again, rapid Italian and hand gestures and gesticulation. Manuela translates: "football is football. Football no a show. You want show go to la scala. You want football watch my team". Someone quips from across the bar "anyone know where I can get tickets to la scala lads?" Cue a lot of laughter. Barman tells them to hush. "Useless" he says. Exasperated, and deperate for a free drink, Trap tries again. Manuela translates: "when I was Irish mananger I didnt care about the 2 million a year, i took the job for the love of the game and I worked really hard". The bar man bursts out laughing, is hunched over as if gripped by a hysteria, the rest of the customers are in absolute stitches, eventually the bar man manages to compose himself and says "jaysis, havent laughed like that in years. Free drinks for the night on me" |
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"I'm off to see the Queen tomorrow too, don't forget that"
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Location: Ath Cliath Status: Online Points: 37946 |
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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McG
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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Bob Hoskins
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Trap Jnr joke > Rolo joke
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34816 |
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+1 Rolo's attempt comes across as a childish little rant. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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MC Hammered
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I liked both efforts
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El Puto Amo
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Steve Amsterdam
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Good effort by both yeah!
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Molly Malone's pub- The home of YBIG in Amsterdam!
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SuperDave84
Robbie Keane ooh Thomas, how could you do this to me! Joined: 26 Aug 2011 Location: Far Fungannon Status: Offline Points: 21384 |
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Ah here lads, that's the f**king joke! |
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rossieman
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reddladd
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Threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day. Knew it would come back to haunt me.
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I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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ShamtheRam
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Well this is the crap joke thread... |
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YBIG NPF founder and CEO
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rolo
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I thought your joke about the talking sausage was good.
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"I'm off to see the Queen tomorrow too, don't forget that"
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rolo
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haha oh dear. I get it now.
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"I'm off to see the Queen tomorrow too, don't forget that"
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drog addict
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Guy pulls a moth when out on the piss one night. Bales back to hers and gives her a shot. Wakes up the next morning and pulls open the curtains and realises he in a halting site. He turns to yer one and says "i thought you were a nurse". "No" she says, "i told you i am a Ward sister".
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Denis Irwin
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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Bob Hoskins
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I wasn't sure if they were taking the piss...maybe not
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Bob Hoskins
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true that
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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