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    Posted: 06 Oct 2010 at 2:24pm
A blonde gets a job as a teacher. One day she notices a boy in a field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun.
She took pity on him and asked " you ok ??"..... " Yes" he replies... "You can go and play with the other kids you know"...... "its better if I stay here", he insisted.... "but why ??" asked the blonde.....
"Because I'm the feckin goalkeeper Miss"!!
"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Hang your head


Edited by GoneToShowgies - 06 Oct 2010 at 2:43pm
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That worst than my portlaoise joke!!!!
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I liked it!

And Eire...No. No it wasn't!
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The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.
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Paul 4/10

Edit Lurker that's up to 8/10 in light of the general standards here


Edited by trapped - 06 Oct 2010 at 6:15pm
67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's)
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Originally posted by The Lurker The Lurker wrote:

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.She hit the roof.


Love it!!
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Originally posted by Metal Paul Metal Paul wrote:

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. One day she notices a boy in a field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun.
She took pity on him and asked " you ok ??"..... " Yes" he replies... "You can go and play with the other kids you know"...... "its better if I stay here", he insisted.... "but why ??" asked the blonde.....
"Because I'm the feckin goalkeeper Miss"!!


Meh

Not the worst but the standards on this site are very very low!!
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Originally posted by The Lurker The Lurker wrote:

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.She hit the roof.

YBIG - Where everyone is a fooking expert :)
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Originally posted by The Lurker The Lurker wrote:

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.
 
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A cavan man's wife dies and he wants to put her death notice in the local paper. He rings up the paper and asks how much it is per word.

The girl replies "50 cent per word"

cavan man tearfully says "I've only got 2 euro so can I just say "Mary O'Reilly is dead"

the Girl feels sorry for him and says, "actually I can give you a 2 for the price of one offer on this so you can put in 4 more words for the 2 euro"

Cavan man thinks for a few seconds and then says "ok, "Mary O'Reilly is dead. Ford Fiesta for sale"


Edited by Cookie Monster - 07 Oct 2010 at 12:00am
I used to be a schizophrenic.......and so was I
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Originally posted by Cookie Monster Cookie Monster wrote:

A cavan man's wife dies and he wants to put her death notice in the local paper. He rings up the paper and asks how much it is per word.

The girl replies "50 cent per word"

cavan man tearfully says "I've only got 2 euro so can I just say "Mary O'Reilly is dead"

the Girl feels sorry for him and says, "actually I can give you a 2 for the price of one offer on this so you can put in 4 more words for the 2 euro"

Cavan man thinks for a few seconds and then says "ok, "Mary O'Reilly is dead. Ford Fiesta for sale"


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Cookies One - 7/10
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 Brilliant one Cookie!
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I recently suggested to my wife that she try masturbating with fruit.

She went f**king bananas.
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Originally posted by The Lurker The Lurker wrote:

I recently suggested to my wife that she try masturbating with fruit.She went f**king bananas.
Your a disgrace to your country!
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