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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
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Murray w**ker.
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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Gaz
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Fookin hilarious thread
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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horsebox
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It was far across the sea,
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Bob Hoskins
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You clapping cause the neighbour just caught you behind his bin?
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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OnTheOneRoad
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Was on a school trip when i was about 16, it was an exchange so felt a bit uncomfortable with the moral/logistical implications of going at myself in that gaff, small place as it was. a week and a half into it the class we went over with go on a cycling trip. Rooming with my best mate at the time, to my delight the room had a jacks with a lock on it. Grand says i, I'll say i'm going for a shower and go to town on myself while im in there. Now i've always found self-vandalisation a bit tricky when i'm standing up, i dont know why. So i decide sure i'll sit down on the bog and have a good time. Stick the headphones in with whatever second-rate porn i was watching at the time and crack on. Crucial mistake, i forgot to turn on the shower. For whatever reason its taking me a fair while. My mate realises something is up, knocks on the door. Me with the headphones in i can't hear him. So he wonders has something gone on am i even in there or has something happened, gets a 20c coin because it was one of those locks that'll get unlocked like that. Cue me frantically trying to cover up and scream 'NO F*CK OFF I WAS ONLY HAVING A SH*TE' while he absolutely falls about the place laughing and informs the rest of the lads that no sooner had i set foot in the place i'd made a beeline for the jacks to pull the bar off myself. Took me a while to live that down
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No thank you Turkish......I'm sweet enough
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t_rAndy
Robbie Keane Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 26265 |
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Now that I think of it I am pretty sure I was probably caught by me ma. Was in the middle of it under the sheets and heard the door close over so she has probably peaked in. She never said anything. She did catch me having sex once with an old bird against the radiator, didn't know anyone was in and she heard the racket and came in, was horrible and the current missus sister walked in on me and the missus when she was on top one time
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Bitored
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Cant remember if I've put this one up before or not.......
A friend of mine was lying on his bed one day with headphones in listening to music. He`s relaxed so he closes his eyes and starts having a tug. When he`s finished he opens his eyes and there`s a tray of milk and cookies left beside his bed which his mother had obviously brought in!
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I won the Player of the Century award thanks to the people.Pele was second.He also came second behind Aryton Senna as Brazil's greatest sportsman.The award FIFA gave Pele isn't worth sh*t - Maradona
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rossieman
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Is your friend Danny Dyer ?
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McG
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World's most overused urban myth!
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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reddladd
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Yeh, I don't know anyone this side of the Atlantic who refers to biscuits as cookies. Were you born stateside Bitored.
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I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Gary McKay
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He obviously cut and pasted without editing. Yes that myth has been doing the rounds for about 20 years now. |
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"Smalling and Jones.... have the potential to be the PL’s best ever pairing in my opinion." - SlurAlex
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drog addict
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anyone ever catch their missus, sister or ma flicking the bean?
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Chips don't bounce
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Gary McKay
Roy Keane Yo Adrian Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 13816 |
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Anyone ever have a good pedal while she was asleep and jizz all over her back.
They dont like it !!! |
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"Smalling and Jones.... have the potential to be the PL’s best ever pairing in my opinion." - SlurAlex
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seanyshuffler
Jack Charlton PM snitch Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 9538 |
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Sure if she starts getting a bit too ratty, you can just leave the air out of her. Works a treat!
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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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This can also be known as the superman if applied correctly. Jizz on her shoulders and then place the sheet over it. When gets up to use the jacks the next morning she will look like superman with her cape. |
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Chips don't bounce
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Bob Hoskins
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Wow, never heard that one before. And who in Ireland gets milk and cookies ffs
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Should have editted in Red Lemonade and packet of monster munch
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Too Many Chiefs, not Enough Indians
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