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Deane
Liam Brady
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Posted: 08 Jun 2022 at 4:38pm |
tapfit2004 wrote:
Deane wrote:
Taxi men didn't have a word of English so I decided to communicate via hand gestures. Wanted him to bring me to a strip club. Was saying girls and showing hand signals of boobs. He brought me to a street that had street prostitutes everywhere. They were all stinking, overweight and ugly, I proceeding to offer to pay for him to get a girl, worked out at about a tenner so thought f**k it this will be entertaining, he drove up and down the road a good 20 times before he found one suitable. I gave him the money. At the same time 4 russian lads took me out of the taxi and I went with them in the car, they said girls too ugly here so they drove around with IRA music blasting, I thought I was being robbed and kidnapped so started to panic a bit. Then asked where I was staying, I just said republic square. They took me there, let me out and said nice to meet you, added me on instagram. I was thinking thank f**k for that hahaha. Was a surreal experience.  |
Think I met you outside the beatles bar on Sunday. If its the same lad you badly needed some sleep. �£ |
Don't think that was me. I could be wrong though. I didn't set foot in that place (as far as im aware) 
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tapfit2004
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Posted: 08 Jun 2022 at 4:46pm |
Deane wrote:
tapfit2004 wrote:
Deane wrote:
Taxi men didn't have a word of English so I decided to communicate via hand gestures. Wanted him to bring me to a strip club. Was saying girls and showing hand signals of boobs. He brought me to a street that had street prostitutes everywhere. They were all stinking, overweight and ugly, I proceeding to offer to pay for him to get a girl, worked out at about a tenner so thought f**k it this will be entertaining, he drove up and down the road a good 20 times before he found one suitable. I gave him the money. At the same time 4 russian lads took me out of the taxi and I went with them in the car, they said girls too ugly here so they drove around with IRA music blasting, I thought I was being robbed and kidnapped so started to panic a bit. Then asked where I was staying, I just said republic square. They took me there, let me out and said nice to meet you, added me on instagram. I was thinking thank f**k for that hahaha. Was a surreal experience.  |
Think I met you outside the beatles bar on Sunday. If its the same lad you badly needed some sleep. �£ |
Don't think that was me. I could be wrong though. I didn't set foot in that place (as far as im aware)  |
It must have been another fella who had a traumatic experience like yerself, but lived to tell the tale. 
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TBWRA
Ray Houghton
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Posted: 08 Jun 2022 at 5:38pm |
Deane wrote:
Taxi men didn't have a word of English so I decided to communicate via hand gestures. Wanted him to bring me to a strip club. Was saying girls and showing hand signals of boobs. He brought me to a street that had street prostitutes everywhere. They were all stinking, overweight and ugly, I proceeding to offer to pay for him to get a girl, worked out at about a tenner so thought f**k it this will be entertaining, he drove up and down the road a good 20 times before he found one suitable. I gave him the money. At the same time 4 russian lads took me out of the taxi and I went with them in the car, they said girls too ugly here so they drove around with IRA music blasting, I thought I was being robbed and kidnapped so started to panic a bit. Then asked where I was staying, I just said republic square. They took me there, let me out and said nice to meet you, added me on instagram. I was thinking thank f**k for that hahaha. Was a surreal experience.  |
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Hotlips_Hoolahan
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 08 Jun 2022 at 5:55pm |
And I thought I was naive. Got ambushed, battered and robbed on 8th and Butler in Philadelphia trying to score drugs even more awkwardly than Larry David on Curb that time.
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Citizen
Roy Keane
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Posted: 08 Jun 2022 at 10:55pm |
Lovely city, so clean, safe and chilled out. The people are are nice . Women are beautiful too. Stayed until yesterday. Will deffo go back if we get them again.
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baresi41
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Posted: 15 Sep 2022 at 12:21am |
Citizen wrote:
Lovely city, so clean, safe and chilled out. The people are are nice . Women are beautiful too. Stayed until yesterday. Will deffo go back if we get them again. |
Eh not now me thinks. the Azerbaijani's are are attacking them along the border. A rusian convoy was also shelled today. this could escalate real quick. Thank FC*K we're home. following Ireland in the Caucasus can be a nightmare. ever since 2008 Mother Russia has interfered with our plans there, hence the airspace there opens after midnight for a lot of flights. Hope yto Jaysus we don't get Georgia, Armenia or Azerbaijan in the Euro's. too much hastle. 
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Baldrick
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Posted: 15 Sep 2022 at 2:15am |
Yeah if was a close run thing there for a while, wasn’t sure if citizen was home yet from a trip back in June 3 months ago 😀😀
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BigStrongMan
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Posted: 15 Sep 2022 at 6:57am |
Baldrick wrote:
Yeah if was a close run thing there for a while, wasn’t sure if citizen was home yet from a trip back in June 3 months ago 😀😀 |
Could of met one of the beautiful women and stayed there
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Roberto_Carlow
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Posted: 15 Sep 2022 at 7:58am |
baresi41 wrote:
Citizen wrote:
Lovely city, so clean, safe and chilled out. The people are are nice . Women are beautiful too. Stayed until yesterday. Will deffo go back if we get them again. |
Eh not now me thinks. the Azerbaijani's are are attacking them along the border. A rusian convoy was also shelled today. this could escalate real quick. Thank FC*K we're home. following Ireland in the Caucasus can be a nightmare. ever since 2008 Mother Russia has interfered with our plans there, hence the airspace there opens after midnight for a lot of flights. Hope yto Jaysus we don't get Georgia, Armenia or Azerbaijan in the Euro's. too much hastle. 
Not forgetting when all the animals escaped the zoo and lions and tigers were roaming about Tbilisi attacking people. Would have made the taxi drive experience there seem more relaxing compared to getting chased by a tiger. |
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