Footballers with punchable faces

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   I think this has descended into players you want to punch, rather than players with punchable faces. Like Jesse Lingard has an extremely punchable face, but I know absolutely nothing about him. He could be lively, but that face has him off to a bad start.
Delle Alli is in a similar mould, but he might be a bit of a prick. Maybe I just remember him diving a lot. So I am not sure if he is annoying or his face, but I will go with both.

I could never take to Van Persie because of his face and doubt I would have strong feelings about him otherwise. The Dutch have had a few in this mould down the years. They did give us Ruud Gullit though. The coolest and sexiest f**ker to play the game, so it evens out.

Dennis Wise had a face you wanted to punch long before you realised he had the personality to match. 
David Seaman and Michael Owen the same.

I was an admirer of McGeady throughout his career and he comes across reasonably well when interviewed, but he has face that could incite unnecessary anger. I am sure it is partly responsible for fans not warming to him.

Roy O'Donovan at Cork City was similar. Lovely lad, very annoying face.

I'm not sure if it is quite a punchable face, but  Dinny Irwin has incredibly irritating lips. They always seemed to be far too wet. It might not be enough to want to punch him, but you would be fairly rough with a towel on his chops. He must be classed as a super-spreader on his own.

Toni Polster had a punchable haircut  yet Rudi Voller's, which was arguably worse, especially with the moustache added, gave him a certain pornstar chic. You just knew he wore a fake leather jacket and cheap sunglasses, despite his fame and popularity.
I think Polster had the sides neat, making him look like a poodle. The couple of goals won't have helped though. 